So now that Joe's been living here for ::gasp!:: seven? months now? dang... OUR fridge looks a little sumpthin like this:
Let's take inventory.
Old fridge contents:
-One plastic container of old grated Parmesan cheese
-Two containers of deli sliced honey ham mmmmm yum!
-Four bottles of water, one open
-One teeny thing of jell-o left over from when I was being a super cheap skate and decided to fill tiny gladware containers with jell-o
-One half filled thing of salsa
-Horse radish from when Joe made bloody mary's... six months ago...
-Pickles?
-Another half eaten jar of salsa
-A very old jar of Miracle Whip, but I don't think that stuff goes bad
-One seedless cucumber
-My leftovers and lunch for tomorrow in the gladware
-Half an onion
-Part of a garlic thingy that used to be whole but I had to throw half of it away because it started to sprout
-Asparagus
-Half a bag of pre-mixed spring greens
New Fridge Contents:
-Freshly bought grated parmesian cheese including a wedge to be grated
-Two containers of lunch meat
-Bottled water
-We ate the rest of the salsa last night, but a jar of cheese dip remains
-Bread and Butter pickles
-Milk
-Chicken Stock
-Eggs
-Jalapenos
-Goose Island beer sampler... mmmmmmmm goose island beer sampler
-Regular coke
-Homemade twix bars (obviously not homemade by ME)
-Some sort of meat from the butcher plus bacon
-Homemade pasta sauce
-Assorted jellies
-Garlic
-Some black stuff in a tupperware container??
-Turkey somethin or other
