Letters to George

Every have that one co-worker that always picks at you? And it seems like no matter what you say or do the situation never gets better and never goes away? You just keep getting completely whack-o emails and there's no way to remedy the situation!

If only you could just tell your co-worker off!

Well do it! VENT! Write your 'Dear George'.

Dear George,

No I will not make out with you.


Dear George,

Drink the Kool-aid.

Cheers!


Dear George,

Late at night, when I'm in bed, naked, I think of you...


...dying in a fire.
Sweet Dreams!


Dear George,

I'M A REPUBLICAN!


Dear George,

Hey! Know what I like? Kittens!
Know what I don't like? YOU!


Dear George,

The common loon (Gavia immer) is a bird found in Northern Michigan and other parts of the US / Canada Border.

The office loon (Psychovia Georgimmer) is a loser found in the front office.

Both should be shot upon visual contact.


Dear George,

I love it when you talk dirty

Thinking of you!


George,

I know I can help you, but first we have to test your thetans.


George,

I think of you when I clean my toilet, you're both full of sh*t!


Dear George,

You know when you're a kid and you're parents get divorced they tell you it wasn't your fault? They lied.

Come on! Give it a try! Write a Dear George!

*Special thanks to Joanie for her contributions ;)

It'll make you feel better, I promise!