Quittin Time

Survey: What do you think would be the most amusing way to quit your job? Add to these suggestions in the comments section.

Suggestions:

A. Any time anyone asks you for anything say 'no'.

"Nicole, will you forward this email to so and so"
"No."

"Nicole, are you going to answer that?"
"No."

"Nicole, can you tell me - "
"No."

B. Give yourself a pedicure at your desk.

C. Start wearing questionable t-shirts to work like: "My parents beat me & I turned out fine." or "Gin and Jews" or "Mojitos, mo' problems."

D. Walk past a conference room, double over like you're going to puke, dry heave, stand up, wave, carry on.

E. Put up various pictures of yourself with random drunks at bars, top optional, cross-dressers preferred.

F. Show up at the Holiday party and offer to get everyone a drink. The next day at work ask for your money back and insist it was a cash bar.

G. Make up things about your department/specialty and insist you're right.
"Why would I ask for an 80MVA transformer, clearly I said 80GVA."
"Isn't that really big?"
"Well then how do you explain how an ipod can hold 80GB??? HMM?? OBVIOUSLY a transformer is more powerful than an ipod. Jesus!"

H. Start commenting under your breath about everybody's outfit.
"Cannot beLIEVE she thinks those colors go together."
"What?"
"What?"

I. Insist the printer is broken. Always. All four of them.

J. Start calling your boss a catchy nickname like "Butch" or "Kid" or "Speedy."

K. End all sentences with a religious connotation (not necessarily yours).
"The document went out today Praise Allah!"
"The computer, God Bless it so, keeps fucking crashing when I'm on Excel, sweet baby Jesus."

L. Interrupt all work-related conversations to talk about your cats. No it doesn't matter if you really have cats.
"So we're going to have to get these out by -"
"OH MY GOSH that reminds me, so last night I was about to go out and Fluffy and Spotty were all like 'mew!' and I was like 'mew?' and they ANSWERED ME!"

M. ???