Hubby

I like showing Joe what I make so I can get my gold star for the night.

"Look what I made tonight!"
"Oooo a tie?"
"No! It's a belt/scarf thingie. See? I can wear it like a belt, or like a scarf..."
"Can you wear it naked?"
"::Sigh:: Yes I can wear it naked."
"It looks great babe! Good job!"

I should just lead off with, "Look what I can wear naked!"