Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Bravo?

After talking about my love for Project Jay, I had some off time at work and decided to visit the Bravo TV website to see if there was any news about upcoming new episodes. No luck under current show listings :( . So I checked 'Upcoming Shows.' Well you could've knocked me over with a feather! Sandwiched between such gems as 'The Real Housewives of Orange County,' 'Million Dollar Listing: Hollywood,' and 'Work Out' ("a new character-driven docu-drama that will explore the world of high-end gym owner, Jackie Warner, her trainers and their clients" puke puke) is 'SIX FEET UNDER.' WTF????

Bravo has the rights for Emmy-award winning drama HBO series SIX FEET UNDER???????

Here's the projected TV line-up:

8/7c Blow Out - "Jonathan is on top of the world. He's asked to appear on Good Morning America alongside Diane Sawyer, does Diana Digarmo's hair for the opening of 'Hairspray,' and pushes the envelope during a photo shoot, which he proposes they do nude..."

9/8c Queer Eye - "You would think living the life of a circus carney is all fun and games but it's a lot of hard work. Just ask Michael since he's been the tent master for Big Apple Circus for the past ten years. Though he loves what he does, there is absolutely no "down" time, enter the Fab Five!"

10/9c Six Feet Under - "The inventor of a franchise pyramid scheme dies in a pool accident, leaving his widow and infant daughter with a mountain of debts and no money for a proper funeral. Nate offers a solution: rent a top-line casket, then cremate the body after viewing. There's just one problem: by law, a used casket cannot be re-sold. Ruth breaks up with Hiram during a nature hike, David receives an unexpected visit from his ex-fiancee Jennifer, and Gabe gets Claire to suck on his toes in the back of her hearse."

11/10c Project Runway - "In the workroom, the designers are disarmed to learn that they will be working in teams of two with equally shared team leadership, and they had 60 seconds to pair themselves up. They were to create one outfit per team, so they had to choose one of their two models to wear the look. Anxiety proliferated!"

::sing song voice:: One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't beloooong.

2 comments:

CC said...

You forget my dear little sweet engaged heterocentric straighty, all of these shows do have ONE thing in common. That's right, GAY MEN. Where are the lesbians???? Don't we need a channel of our own. Oh, wait, right. The Oxygen Network. What was I thinking?

CC said...

PS I am addicted. ADDICTED, I tell you, to this damn blog thing. Curses!